Alexis Bittar Waterfall Earring

I understand completely how these earrings got their name.  As soon as I saw them, I was overcome by a desperate urge to throw myself off a waterfall if I could not have them.  And I don't even wear earrings.

The way I see it, US$295 is pretty reasonable if it means I'm not going to launch myself off a waterfall.

I have three words left to say.  Add. To. Bag.